Mostly, it's a Hollywood Minute:
- News story we didn't bother reading: Noel Gallagher Leave Oasis Over Fallout With Brother
- News Story we did wind up reading, but pretty much turned out to be what we thought: DJ AM found dead in New York apartment
- But if you really want to fry your brain, try and figure out why anyone would care what Heidi Montag thinks about Brody Jenner getting tasered during a fight with Joe Francis (no bonus points fo asking "who?" to any of them)
- Okay seriously... you are going to see The September Issue, right?
- Gail Collins fears the robot menace. Why don't you?