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May 21, 2008

He's Not Dead Yet, You Know

Like some sort of Monty Python sketch, it seems worth pointing out that the eulogies for What A Great Man Ted Kennedy was are premature. He's not dead, and really, we don't know yet exactly how bad his brain cancer might be.

Let's also not get ahead of ourselves in overstating the importance of who he is or what he's done. Yes, a lot of admirable work has been accomplished on a lot of issues that Democrats care about.  But it's also the case that this was a callow youth who got into the family business and was given perhaps the safest of Senate seats. His personal life has been far from exemplary, and no, I'm not just talking about the Chappaquiddick bridge.

Will there be a dearth of leadership if he passes? I find that hard to believe; Senators are ambitious creatures (what, like 7 of them ran for President this go round or so, yes?). The idea that Kennedy is or was better at the business of legislating than others belies the fact that his best and brightest successes were shared ones, that speak to the power of collaboration and cooperation. Values which, I think, could use some celebrating, and less denigrating generally.

As for ghoulish speculation, I'd point out that if he does leave or pass out of his Senate seat, the real interesting question is who succeeds him.  It's likely - given the state of Massachusetts politics - that the Massachusetts delegation will be without a Kennedy for the first time in 50 plus years. Moreover, the machine-like nature of the Democrats in Mass has kept a number of perfectly strong representatives (Barney Frank being the most obvious) chafing in House seats with nowhere to go.  That could be compounded if, as I suspect, Deval Patrick would leap at the opportunity to flee the State House. And it makes me wonder if John Kerry can really count on never being challenged again in a primary.

I'm always fascinated at my Mom's discussion of the Democratic sacred cows; she was always stinging in her disregard for Daniel Patrick Moynihan, and she reminded me, pointedly, this morning, that she didn't vote for Kennedy when he first ran for the Senate, and we lived in Boston. I think we, as Democrats, get a little doctrinaire at times about who we're supposed to laud (and I'm not going to touch the implications in that sentence about our Civil Rights legends - draw your own conclusions). These are politicians, not Gods, we're talking about. Of course I feel bad about Kennedy's illness, and I hope he can be treated and do good work for many more years. But we can wait until he's dead to make more of him than he actually was in life.

April 02, 2008

...Because My Endorsement of Nars Moisturizer Probably Means Nothing To You, Too.

Just a quick word about endorsements - yes, I think it's somewhat significant that Bob Casey endorsed Obama... but only up to a point. I haven't been getting too worked up over endorsements because really, in our ad saturated, cynical society, how many really trusted endorsers are there? Does anyone convince you to do anything? Do you buy drug store haircoloring because some over the hill actress uses it? Do you buy dime store toilet water because some lazy starlet slaps her name on it? Probably not.

I think endorsements matter for a couple of reasons - one, because it helps us to sort out the superdelegate count (which remains quite close, despite the ongoing threats that "a massive tide" will turn for Obama); and two, because some of these people, at least, bring with them effective turnout operations and years of street level work by a solid team. I'm not sure that's true of Casey, and I'm pretty sure it's not at all true of Richardson.

The rest, it seems to me, is entertaining but a diversion: the Carville/Richardson flap - despite Ezra's grumbling - strikes me as  mostly meaningful to people who know this stuff personally. I may agree with Carville about valuing personal loyalty, but Richardson's never particularly impressed me, so his lack of it doesn't necessarily surprise me. I'm perhaps a little more frustrated by Amy Klobuchar, who I would have expected to at least see the importance of having a woman running enough to wait and let things play out; I don't doubt, though, that her choice was sincere (and she did stay away from the "she should get out now" bandwagon).

Still if you're open to an endorsement that's meaningful - go down to your local department store and ask them about the new Nars skincare line.  It's fabulous, I'm telling ya. How do you think I keep my skin so dewy soft? :)

March 10, 2008

Meet Me In Montana - Or Not

Via my Mom, this story from the New York Times: Montana is the only state in the Union where two people can get married... totally by proxy:

Kalispell morphed into a wedding chapel for absentees five years ago, when a soldier from Montana, serving in Iraq, wanted to marry his pregnant Italian girlfriend. The soldier’s family asked a lawyer named Dean Knapton to research a rumor that Montana allowed double-proxy weddings. The answer, to his surprise, was yes.

It seems the law had been on Montana’s books for at least several decades, perhaps to accommodate soldiers during World War II. But its purpose became lost to time, like some once-urgent law banning bowling on the Sabbath — until its resurrection by Mr. Knapton.

Instantly, this shambling lawyer — who works in a small office above a cleaning supply company, who has no law partner or secretary, who knows he has to learn to use this Internet thing, who wears zany ties on Fridays — became Mr. Love.

Among the weirdnesses - marriage by proxy in Montana is not legal in Iowa. Most counties in Montana will not actually do proxy weddings (meaning these guys are cleaning up in proxy marriage business).. But perhaps most interestingly, when the law started being publicized on the web, it turned out foreign couples were inquiring to get married as well, which was not, technically, illegal under the Montana law.  So they changed it so that one person has to be a Montana resident, or a member of the armed forces. 

Still, I'm sort of fascinated that right wing types haven't made this a part of their anti-immigration screed.  I mean, am I the only one who's noticed that this is a perfect way to facilitate marriage for a Green Card?

Just saying. But read the article.  The picture alone is worth the price of admission.

October 12, 2007

News Stories We Never Quite Finish Reading

Company Offers Woman Who Looks Like Aging Hooker More Money; She Accepts.

October 04, 2007

"And who is against Tiny Tim?"

Look, I'm all for the S-CHIP expansion.  But let's be clear: the hyperbole that's coming out in the wake of Bush's veto of the bill, characterizing Bush as a child-hating meanie on par with Scrooge, Mr. Potter in It's A Wonderful Life, and worse... well, that just seems more than a little unnecessary.

This ad, for instance, strikes me as simply shameless.

Now, really.  The reality is that there might be a face-saving compromise here, but Democrats sense they've got the upper hand and Bush has shown so little good faith as a negotiator that he's in no position to make a lot of demands.  Plus, he's simply wrong about making the issue of this bill a combination of cost and entitlement.  Almost every serious examination of the GOP talking points - that it would attract high earners, pull kids out of private insurance and the like - has called them bogus.  Republican governors (and mayors) want it.  A wide swath of Republicans in Congress voted for it (in the Senate, the voting margin would override Bush's veto, so the only question now is in the House).  The point is, this "Bush hates kids (and puppies, and Santa Claus)" rhetoric is just unnecessary.

But hey, it's fun, so what's the problem?  Well, read on.

Continue reading ""And who is against Tiny Tim?"" »

August 25, 2007

Lisa's Cynical Affirmation Of The Day - God Gave Rock And Roll To You, Not The War In Iraq

Via Slate:
In Jurisprudence, Dahlia Lithwick leafs through the White House's Presidential Advance Manual, which offers suggestions for suppressing dissent at public events. The government recently settled a lawsuit with a pair of Texans who sued the White House after being arrested for wearing anti-Bush shirts at a rally. The government admitted no guilt but announced that the settlement was best for both parties. "The White House suggestion that, hey, both sides did something bad here, distorts one obvious truth: The only bad thing these citizens did was peacefully disagree with the president in an open political forum." The Advance Manual advises carefully selecting crowds, keeping demonstrators out of sight, and encouraging supporters to "hide" dissenters with large banners. It's all rather amusing but also somewhat disturbing: "[W]hile Rush Limbaugh and Angelina Jolie may be able to get away with talking exclusively to people who worship them, the president should not."

August 21, 2007

Lisa's Cynical Affirmation Of The Day - So We Took A Few Days Off. Deal With It.

Today I revel in my ability to spout BS on any subject with confidence, verve and panache.

August 13, 2007

Lisa's Cynical Affirmation Of The Day - When Friday the 13th Falls On A Monday

Today I will escalate my emotional turmoil.

August 09, 2007

Lisa's Cynical Affirmation Of The Day: The Worst Is Yet To Come

Today as I acknowledge that the best part of my life is behind me, I will make sure to spread that news far and wide so that others may acknowledge this truth for themselves as well.

August 08, 2007

Lisa's Cynical Affirmation Of The Day - Aug 8

I should get what I want all the time instantly even if I don't know what that is.

If I do get what I want and then I decide I don't want it anymore, I should be able to have it removed without suffering any consequences.

If I don't know what I want or ask for something but then don't want it anymore, it isn't my fault.

It is your job to make me happy.