Thank you, Mr. Mayor, for suggesting that "using an air conditioner" or "going to an air conditioned place" will help us in a 100 degree heatwave. What else can you tell us?
On winter:
"Put on a coat. Possibly a hat and some gloves."
"Stay indoors, where it's warm, or go to a warm place. I like to fly to Bermuda."
On energy savings:
"Turn that off. Do you think I'm made of money? Oh wait... I am."
"Close that door, or are you trying to air condition the entire neighborhood?"
On eating and diet:
"Do you really need a third cup of coffee? I'm thinking no."
"Instead of that high calorie meal, why not just have a protein bar?"
On dating:
"Would your mother approve of the guy with the tattoos? Probably not."
"Before you just rush off to bed... try going to a movie, or maybe out for a meal."
More to come... since the man can't seem to help himself.
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